primodial soup

It was under my drain. It took a while to clean it all out. My nose shall never forgive me. It seems it was not cleaned or even observed for a good number of years. At least the bacteria were happy, that is, until i subjected them to boiling water and soap.
In other news, i am now off "probation", which is NOVA's nice way of saying here's an extra 100 bucks a month. Oh, and maybe we'll let you teach little kids in a month or two.
Mike and i have been pretending that our roommates don't exist. We both essentially live alone, with the occasional apparition floating in and out. If ignored, it doesn't make much noise except for the occasional laugh followed by pig snort. Yes, he does do that.
A nice little home we have--one in which ignorance literally is bliss. And, of course, utterly essential. Home sweet home.