team of researchers develops new NOVA books

Yes, we have new books for the beginner students. If my theories are correct, which they all might be if i ever bothered to check, a team of highly paid researchers, probably the same ones doing "scientific experiments" on meat-market whales headed for Japanese restaurants, developed our new textbooks. I can tell from chapters titled "What's Johnny Having For Dinner? Mom Made Whale Sashimi!" and "Dad Dislikes The International Whaling Ban Treaty! What International Treaties Do You Dislike?" Each book even comes with a complimentary package of freeze-dried whale jerky.

Sometimes i feel like i can't take a step out in the street before my mouth is full of whale meat.