I decided to venture out today into the wide world despite my hideous countenance. I first visited a small grocery store i had been to the day before--the old woman who owned it gave me a free grape juice, so naturally i have a particular allegiance to this store. I asked her what a Japanese breakfast consists of, and she told me that people drink miso soup or eat break with milk, or surprisingly, tomatoes. Actually, not much surprises me anymore, and it's only been the third day. I purchased a tomato but passed on the bread--it was disturbingly soft. The rest of the food i ended up with were a packet of miso soup and a container of noodles that i was assured had no fish, a very bland azuki bean roll, and a small container of tofu that i was told was edamame (green soybean) flavour. Upon returning home and painstakingly consulting my kanji dictionary, i found that both soup and noodles contained fish extract. This deepened my sorrow, but at least i learned how to say and read the word "extract" (ekisu). I can now attach this valuable word to any animal i wish in order to evaluate my food's ingredients before my purchase. Win some, lose some.
I had eaten the azuki bean roll, and being disappointed with its taste, i was looking forward to the tofu after finding the insulting ingredients in my other groceries. But when i finally had some in my mouth, i discovered that it was not sweet like i assumed it was--it tasted identical to the steamed edamame you get in Japanese restaurants before your food. In other words, it was a vegetable-flavoured silken tofu. The consistency and flavour of the tofu, when combined, made for an awful meal, but i slurped it down anyway because it was one of the few things i knew i could eat.
In the afternoon i made up my mind to venture even further outside, into the downtown area to be exact. This time, i avoided the red-light street, even though i knew the women would not be out at that time of day. The whole idea bothered me, not just the visual part. I walked and walked, passing many storefronts and buzzing cicadas and staring citizens, until i finally reached the beginning of the downtown area. I knew it was downtown because it is the only place where the traffic signs chirp loudly when the walk signal comes on. Yes, much like robotic birds. I was told it was to aid the blind, but i don't buy that story. I am beginning to think that most audible and visual phenomena here are placed specifically to freak out foreigners. Such as the random and unexpectedly spontaneous recorded female voices that blast out from trucks, elevators, cicadas, and even my own head on occasion. Soon i will be hearing the high-pitched recorded voices of Japanese women in my dreams, notifying me i am now on the fifth floor, or advertising some incomprehensible product.
I could not find the sandwich shop, which was partly my mission, so i doubled back and sat down in a park-like area with pigeons. I observed them intently. The males puffed out their necks and stomped and grunted loudly in front of the females, while doing an attractive dance consisting of short bows and head thrusts. Unfortunately, none of the females i watched bought the whole act, and they simply ignored the poor dancers.
After a while i stopped into a doughnut shop originally called "Mr.Donut". I picked up a "kokonatsu chocoreto" and "kastaado kurimu". It's fun to figure out English words from the katakana counterparts. Much like deciphering the semi-intelligible babble of a child. I don't find it difficult, as i have been reading Japanese for a while, but one who is inexperienced must have a grand old time trying desperately to find the English equivalents. I then purchased a soy latte (i was delighted to find one) in a vending machine, which by the way have been the only places i've been buying drinks from. I then purchased a bunch of groceries, mostly vegetables and noodles, in hopes of cooking them. Then my only task was getting back home.
Before i knew it i was hopelessly lost, so i begged a stylish man to tell me where my street was. He turned out to own a barber shop called "Non No" and ended up driving me to my apartment building, a very kind gesture. He is in the process of learning English and we had an interesting hybrid Japanese-English conversation. So i got home safe and sound with my essential and much-needed food. The conclusion of an exciting and nearly dangerous pigeon-filled adventure!